:: I am single ::

Hey, I am single

Don't wanna mingle

Unless it's legal

Or else it's evil

There's only one girl

My wife, my angel

I am available but not for sale

Don't you ever expect me in your mail

There's only one story beneath this veil

It's modesty, and not an ad to hail

Woo me not because you will surely fail

You really really think I am that frail?

You're not a hammer and I'm not a nail

I don't want a boyfriend, he's such an ail

I would prefer to be stuck in a jail

But I'm free of you and your fairytale

If you want me then be the alpha male

Don't hide in your shell like a slimy snail

Be my husband, by Allah we stand still